Coronavirus’s new symptom!? #Coronavirus joke

I’m working out at the gym.
Amid the Coronavirus situation,
Many old people come to the gym
So this morning, one old man around 80 years old was there.

He told me.
since this morning my sense of taste is wired.
I ate chocolate but I can’t taste sweet, it’s a little bit bitter.
I’ve never experienced such before…
Do I have a problem??

I read an article before that one of the coronavirus’s new symptom is taste disorder.
I thought oh my god he has the coronavirus.
fuck off……

then he put his hand into his pocket and showed me the chocolate.

it was bitter chocolate. 

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2020 Tokyo Olympics will be postponed. It means…

It was recently announced that the 2020 Tokyo Olympics will be postponed.
We proudly called them the Reconstruction Olympics,
intending to showcase the recovery of East Japan after the earthquake and tsunami.
Of course, we aren’t hosting the Olympics in Fukushima.
Because it hasn’t been reconstructed yet…

In the last 9 years, 10 different ministers for reconstruction have been appointed.
They couldn’t handle it for long and kept being replaced.
Yes,
only the ministry for reconstruction was reconstructed.

We were all excited for the 2020 Tokyo Olympics
But unfortunately, the coronavirus turned the tide and the 2020 Tokyo Olympics has been washed away Like how the tsunami washed away the future of this area in 2009. 

In the end,
These Olympics will become
the Reconstruction Olympics for the 2020 Olympics.

Breaking News: In Japan, A middle-aged man tried to infect Coronavirus!!

In Japan, a middle-aged man, who tested positive for Coronavirus,
went to the Pub and enjoyed karaoke.
Even though he knew that he was infected with the virus, 

he still opted to go out and he even shouted: 
“I want to infect Coronavirus everyone!”
“Because I’m positive.”

Actually he should feel negative.

Japanese are not racist!!

In Japan, Japanese people call foreigners “Gaijin”.
It means people who come from outside.
My white American friend complained about that
and he said,

“Japanese are racist.”

Actually It’s the opposite.
We don’t categorize white people, Jewish people, black people.
We don’t mind about differences.

You guys are all Gaijin.

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What the meaning of Hentai is in Japan?

Do you guys know the words Hentai?
Generally, I know Foreigners recognize Hentai as Anime Porn.
The famous worldwide adult porn site “Porn hub” reported 
the most searched word in 2019 is the word Japanese
and Hentai is ranked second.

However in Japan, the father of the word Hentai.
We use this word in a totally different way.
We don’t use Hentai to refer to Anime Porno.

Instead in Japan the word Hentai means people with sexual perversity like
Masochist, Flasher, Pedophile, Peeping and abnormal sexuality.
We use the word Hentai to describe people.

Most of the time we hear
Foreign people say I watch Hentai.
That’s wrong.
Whenever you watch young girls in Anime Porn.
You don’t watch Hentai

You are the Hentai.
or 
Pedophile

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German People can get rid of the virus easily (black joke)

Because of the coronavirus pandemic.
Chancellor of Germany Angela Merkel declared
Since World WarⅡ, this is the biggest threat we have faced 
We have to fight it together.

I think German People can get rid of the virus easily.

Because they are really good at genocide.

I just hope the cure isn’t in the form of a gas.

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A Chinese official tweet US army who brought the epidemic to Wuhan!

A Chinese official attacked the US online.
He tweeted.

It might be the US army that brought the epidemic to Wuhan.
Be transparent! Make public your date! The US owes us an explanation.

Secretary of State Mike Pompeo warned his Chinese counterpart against spreading 
“outlandish rumors” about the coronavirus pandemic.

I definitely agree with Pompeo.
China should stop saying that kind of stupid thing.
This is not America’s conspiracy, it’s obvious.
America will never create this half-baked virus.
We Japanese know.

They do it radically

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Shut the fuck up WHO!!!

On 13th March WHO’s director made an assessment that 
Coronavirus can be characterized as a pandemic.
Many people complained about it 
“that it’s too late!”

And during the interview WHO declared
“Now Europe is the epicenter of the virus.”
Then they also added that 
China is rapidly suppressing the virus.

It’s impossible that China suppresses coronavirus.

They just suppress WHO

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Coronavirus saved many Japanese people

In Japan, the coronavirus is spreading quickly.
We are really afraid of being infected.
The number of deaths due to coronavirus in Japan is 40.
But the number of deaths in car accidents is 4,000 a year.
We should be more afraid of getting into a car more than the coronavirus.

Last year many car accidents were caused by old people.
and many young people died.
The coronavirus forced old people to stay at home
and they stopped driving.
Then the number of car accidents decreased.

Yes! Coronavirus saved many Japanese people

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