How to visit a Soapland (Japanese Brothel)

Today I’ll introduce you guys to a high-class Soapland that accepts foreigners! I think Soaplands are the culmination of Omotenashi or Japanese hospitality. First, I’ll teach you what a soapland is.

1.Soaplands are the ultimate in sexual services. 

They provide both a bath and actual sex.  Originally, they were called Toruko-buro, which means ‘Turkish baths’. However, in 1984, exchange students from Turkey sued to change the name.
The new name was decided by a poll. 

It is said that it was Japan’s most important poll. Almost 2,200 new names were suggested. For example, Loveyou, and New Paradise.  Finally they decided on Soapland. They were hoping for a squeaky clean image.

Maybe you guys think that Soaplands are illegal. As in Japan, we have a prostitution prevention law and it defines prostition as real sex or penetration. We Japanese always follow the rules – so we create loopholes.

Customers pay an entrance fee, which covers the bath, and an ‘assistant fee’.Technically, the soapland is just lending a room to the prostitute.  The store and the prostitute don’t have an employer-employee relationship. They can say that the prostitute just rented the room and helped men take a bath.

Then, they both fell in love and started making love to each other. 

Sex for money is illegal, but this love is fate, so it’s okay For a country that doesn’t say ‘I love you’ very much, we fall in love very quickly. But we fall out of love just as quickly – in an hour.

Here, various services are provided, including penetration. You could say Soaplands are an adult theme park. You can enjoy various kinds of sexual entertainment. Yeah, for Japanese middle-aged men,  Soapland is like Disneyland.

For example, Senboukyou (潜望鏡) or blow jobs in the bath,  And the best part of Soapland is the lotion mat play (マットプレイ). You don’t need to do anything, just lie down like a dead fish. A woman covers herself in lotion and slips and slides against your body. Instead of church, we go to Soaplands. After receiving this service, you will be revived just like Jesus.

2.Flow of visit

The basic flow is like this.

1. You should choose a woman and a time.

Before you go, you can choose a time and book through the website. The shortest time is 60 mins but it doesn’t include lotion mat play. If you want to enjoy mat play you should choose the 120 mins option.

2. Go to the Soapland

After arriving, you first pay at the entrance, then go to the waiting room. A staff member will call you, and you will meet the woman you chose and go to a private room together.

3. Enjoy talking

First, you should enjoy talking with the woman.   It’s the same as a Tinder date. After enjoying talking, she will take you to the bathroom and start washing your body. Only high-class Soaplands can provide sex even before a shower.  At the other Soaplands, you have to take a bath first. 

4. Mat play

If you choose the 120 mins option, you can order the lotion mat play service.

5. Bed play

If you still have energy, you can move to the bed and do it again.

6. Take a bath

After playing, you can take a bath again and talk with the woman. Recently we have a variety of Soaplands, each with their own rules If you ignore a rule, or if the prostitute refuses something and you force her to do it,the store will call the police or ask you to pay a fine. So, before you go it is very important to check the rules.

3.There are 3 types of Soaplands.

First, at the working class Soaplands.

Shortest service time is 60 mins and the average price is 15,000 yen or 150 dollars. You will find a wide variety of women employed here, from all walks of life. They don’t offer mat play.

Second, at the middle class Soaplands.

The shortest service time is 80 mins and the average price is 30,000 yen or 300 dollars. They provide mat play here.

Last, at the upper-class Soaplands.

The shortest service time is 120 mins and the average price is 50,000-80,000 yen or 500-800 dollars. All the women are professionals.

The Soapland is also very well designed, like an expensive hotel, and they provide only the best service. If you want to experience real Japanese hospitality, you should go to an upper class Soapland. I think working class and middle class Soaplands are fake Soaplands.

Yoshiwara in Tokyo is the most famous area for Soaplands. Yoshiwara is the real red-light district of Japan.

4.How to book

Recently some new upper class Soaplands targeting foreign men have opened.Some popular sites offering information in English are: 

Tokyo Erotic Guide

Japan Soapland Guide

Here, you can find Soaplands that accept foreigners. It depends on the store, some stores accept reservations online, but in general you should call. But don’t worry, as these stores accept foreigners, some staff can speak English!

I highly recommend visiting an upper class Soapland.

Are Geisha Prostitutes? Hidden Japanese Culture

Many foreigners ask me about geisha. They often say “Are geisha prostitutes?” 

So today, I thought I’d talk about real geisha!
There are many stories about how geisha began. But, this is a hentai channel, So I’m going to introduce the most interesting one!

1.What is a geisha?

A geisha is a high-class entertainer who performs Japanese dances and plays instruments like the shamisen. They help to carry on these traditional arts

The world of geisha is called the “karyukai”  and there are still some kagai, or geisha districts, where Geisha exist in Japan. Gion is the most famous district in Kyoto, while in Tokyo it is Shinbashi. 

A geisha’s job is to play traditional instruments, dance and entertain customers through games and conversation, to allow them to relax and have fun. By the way, they never provide sexual services. So you can say that now Geisha aren’t prostitutes.

But when you look back at history, it is complicated….

2. The Origin of Geisha is Women’s Kabuki?

It’s said that the origin of geisha lies in onna-kabuki, or women’s kabuki. Women’s kabuki is also the precursor to modern day kabuki, which is one of Japan’s popular traditional performing arts. A woman named “Okuni” dressed up like a man and started dancing.

They imitated “Kabukimono” – kabukimono were men in gangs who dressed in flamboyant clothing and were famous for doing crazy things. For example, performers expressed through dance a man having sex with a woman in a teahouse. This style of dance, called kabuki dance, became very popular.

So many female performers made groups and imitated that performance.
And they incorporated shamisen. Over time, this became women’s kabuki.
You could say that the origin of our most popular traditional performing art is a female Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Of course not only on the stage, they also danced on the futon after the event. Women’s kabuki shows combined entertainment and sex. After their performance,

people could enjoy not only the banquet hall but the dancer’s hole.

The government was afraid of the women’s kabuki movement because it looked like a crazy gangbang party. So they prohibited women from taking part in kabuki and tried to separate entertainment and sex. The government then created Yoshiwara, a legal red-light district, and they clamped down on performers who also provide sexual services and sent them to Yoshiwara.

Almost 300 years before the Netherlands legalized prostitution, Japan made a legal prostitution area. 

Believe it or not, in the Edo period we were very forward-thinking.

But some female kabuki performers avoid being arrested and they started private businesses in the city. A young performer and a middle-aged performer teamed up and provided private performances for rich men. The young woman danced and the middle-aged woman played the shamisen. These kinds of private performers became very popular.

They created a fun atmosphere and entertained men in banquet halls.
As well as between the sheets. Although there are various theories,
It is said that these kinds of female performers were called geisha.

3.Fukagawa Geisha and Yoshiwara Geisha

In Tokyo, Fukagawa is known for being the birthplace of geisha. There was a river and there were few fires, so many merchants and restaurants moved to this area. Many Okabasho, or non-certified whore houses started doing business there.

That’s why many female performers gathered in this area.
They provided dancing and music not only to liven up the atmosphere but also to liven up dicks as necessary.

The Fukagawa geisha were famous for 2 distinctive features. One was performing, and the second was sexual things.
However, they said publicly that “the Fukagawa geisha don’t provide sexual services, we are geisha.”

But everyone knew that was tatemae, which means public facade.
Even the governor understood that it was tatemae. So the Fukagawa geisha were not certified by the governor.

To be honest, the Fukagawa geisha provided both performances and sex. But if they provided sexual services easily, they would be looked down upon by people and called toko-geisha, or futon geisha.
To keep being valuable, the important thing was to rarely provide sexual services.

Even though sometimes they actually were sluts.
The same as Christian women.

Women who rarely had a sex with customers made men so excited, because they thought they might become one of those special customers. So they spent a lot of money.
This stupid desire was inherited by – Japanese men who often go to kyabakura or hostesses and hope to become special customers.

To become a popular geisha, how often you had sex was often more important than the frequency of your performances. There was often an inverse relationship between how often you had sex and your popularity.
So I would definitely say that geisha and prostitutes are very different.
Because geisha could choose their customers and when they accepted them.
(Although maybe not every time)

One time, 115 geisha in Fukagawa who provided sexual services were arrested and transferred to the Yoshiwara red right district.
In Yoshiwara, they divided up the prostitutes and performers. They forced talented performers to devote themselves to performing.
Then they called them Yoshiwara geisha.

The Yoshiwara geisha were certified as real geisha by the governor.
So they could call themselves “geisha”. But they were allowed to perform only in the Yoshiwara district. They didn’t have any freedom.
May be, among the common people they were seen as ‘fake’ geisha who only provided performances. 

4. Yanagibashi Geisha

Once Fukagawa became popular as a geisha area, many geisha openly provided sexual services – then Fukagawa gradually lost its dignity and declined. Instead of Fukagawa, the Yanagibashi area became popular as a geisha area in Tokyo until the Meiji era.

The reason why Yanagibashi became more popular than the Fukagawa area was because Fukagawa became more like a red right district.
On the other hand, the Yanagibashi area provided sexual services very secretly. They showed their tatemae, or the public facade that they only provide performances, very well.

Then beneath the tatemae, people enjoyed having sex.

5. New Geisha

During the Meiji era, Japan tried to westernize the country and prohibited human trade.
As a result, many prostitutes and geisha were released and became free.
Then the old geisha system was gone but a new system started.
Now only people over 18 years old can become geisha – or over 15 in Kyoto, but with permission from their parents.

By the way, one of the reasons that foreigners think geishas are prostitutes is that after World War 2, while under American occupation, many Japanese prostitutes dressed up and pretended to be geisha and provided sexual services.

American soldiers misunderstood and thought that Geisha!!!

They believe they experienced a real geisha’s futon performance.
But they just enjoyed a fake geisha’s hentai roleplaying service. 

So, coming directly from a Japanese person, I say to you:
“Geisha don’t provide sexual services, I promise.”

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Coronavirus’s new symptom!? #Coronavirus joke

I’m working out at the gym.
Amid the Coronavirus situation,
Many old people come to the gym
So this morning, one old man around 80 years old was there.

He told me.
since this morning my sense of taste is wired.
I ate chocolate but I can’t taste sweet, it’s a little bit bitter.
I’ve never experienced such before…
Do I have a problem??

I read an article before that one of the coronavirus’s new symptom is taste disorder.
I thought oh my god he has the coronavirus.
fuck off……

then he put his hand into his pocket and showed me the chocolate.

it was bitter chocolate. 

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2020 Tokyo Olympics will be postponed. It means…

It was recently announced that the 2020 Tokyo Olympics will be postponed.
We proudly called them the Reconstruction Olympics,
intending to showcase the recovery of East Japan after the earthquake and tsunami.
Of course, we aren’t hosting the Olympics in Fukushima.
Because it hasn’t been reconstructed yet…

In the last 9 years, 10 different ministers for reconstruction have been appointed.
They couldn’t handle it for long and kept being replaced.
only the ministry for reconstruction was reconstructed.

We were all excited for the 2020 Tokyo Olympics
But unfortunately, the coronavirus turned the tide and the 2020 Tokyo Olympics has been washed away Like how the tsunami washed away the future of this area in 2009. 

In the end,
These Olympics will become
the Reconstruction Olympics for the 2020 Olympics.

Breaking News: In Japan, A middle-aged man tried to infect Coronavirus!!

In Japan, a middle-aged man, who tested positive for Coronavirus,
went to the Pub and enjoyed karaoke.
Even though he knew that he was infected with the virus, 

he still opted to go out and he even shouted: 
“I want to infect Coronavirus everyone!”
“Because I’m positive.”

Actually he should feel negative.

Japanese are not racist!!

In Japan, Japanese people call foreigners “Gaijin”.
It means people who come from outside.
My white American friend complained about that
and he said,

“Japanese are racist.”

Actually It’s the opposite.
We don’t categorize white people, Jewish people, black people.
We don’t mind about differences.

You guys are all Gaijin.

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What the meaning of Hentai is in Japan?

Do you guys know the words Hentai?
Generally, I know Foreigners recognize Hentai as Anime Porn.
The famous worldwide adult porn site “Porn hub” reported 
the most searched word in 2019 is the word Japanese
and Hentai is ranked second.

However in Japan, the father of the word Hentai.
We use this word in a totally different way.
We don’t use Hentai to refer to Anime Porno.

Instead in Japan the word Hentai means people with sexual perversity like
Masochist, Flasher, Pedophile, Peeping and abnormal sexuality.
We use the word Hentai to describe people.

Most of the time we hear
Foreign people say I watch Hentai.
That’s wrong.
Whenever you watch young girls in Anime Porn.
You don’t watch Hentai

You are the Hentai.

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German People can get rid of the virus easily (black joke)

Because of the coronavirus pandemic.
Chancellor of Germany Angela Merkel declared
Since World WarⅡ, this is the biggest threat we have faced 
We have to fight it together.

I think German People can get rid of the virus easily.

Because they are really good at genocide.

I just hope the cure isn’t in the form of a gas.

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A Chinese official tweet US army who brought the epidemic to Wuhan!

A Chinese official attacked the US online.
He tweeted.

It might be the US army that brought the epidemic to Wuhan.
Be transparent! Make public your date! The US owes us an explanation.

Secretary of State Mike Pompeo warned his Chinese counterpart against spreading 
“outlandish rumors” about the coronavirus pandemic.

I definitely agree with Pompeo.
China should stop saying that kind of stupid thing.
This is not America’s conspiracy, it’s obvious.
America will never create this half-baked virus.
We Japanese know.

They do it radically

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Shut the fuck up WHO!!!

On 13th March WHO’s director made an assessment that 
Coronavirus can be characterized as a pandemic.
Many people complained about it 
“that it’s too late!”

And during the interview WHO declared
“Now Europe is the epicenter of the virus.”
Then they also added that 
China is rapidly suppressing the virus.

It’s impossible that China suppresses coronavirus.

They just suppress WHO

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