タグ: Jokes about Japan

I’m working out at the gym.
Amid the Coronavirus situation,
Many old people come to the gym
So this morning, one old man around 80 years old was there.

He told me.
since this morning my sense of taste is wired.
I ate chocolate but I can’t taste sweet, it’s a little bit bitter.
I’ve never experienced such before…
Do I have a problem??

I read an article before that one of the coronavirus’s new symptom is taste disorder.
I thought oh my god he has the coronavirus.
fuck off……

then he put his hand into his pocket and showed me the chocolate.

it was bitter chocolate. 

In Japan, Japanese people call foreigners “Gaijin”.
It means people who come from outside.
My white American friend complained about that
and he said,

“Japanese are racist.”

Actually It’s the opposite.
We don’t categorize white people, Jewish people, black people.
We don’t mind about differences.

You guys are all Gaijin.

Do you guys know the words Hentai?
Generally, I know Foreigners recognize Hentai as Anime Porn.
The famous worldwide adult porn site “Porn hub” reported 
the most searched word in 2019 is the word Japanese
and Hentai is ranked second.

However in Japan, the father of the word Hentai.
We use this word in a totally different way.
We don’t use Hentai to refer to Anime Porno.

Instead in Japan the word Hentai means people with sexual perversity like
Masochist, Flasher, Pedophile, Peeping and abnormal sexuality.
We use the word Hentai to describe people.

Most of the time we hear
Foreign people say I watch Hentai.
That’s wrong.
Whenever you watch young girls in Anime Porn.
You don’t watch Hentai

You are the Hentai.
or 
Pedophile

In Japan, the coronavirus is spreading quickly.
We are really afraid of being infected.
The number of deaths due to coronavirus in Japan is 40.
But the number of deaths in car accidents is 4,000 a year.
We should be more afraid of getting into a car more than the coronavirus.

Last year many car accidents were caused by old people.
and many young people died.
The coronavirus forced old people to stay at home
and they stopped driving.
Then the number of car accidents decreased.

Yes! Coronavirus saved many Japanese people

George Lucus made Starwars based on Japanese culture.
Jedi based on Samurai.
Lightsaber based on Katana
“Yoda” based on a Japanese old man.
I’m worried
when I’m old. am I look like Yoda?

I went to dinner with a female friend on the International woman’s day
But she asked me to pay because it’s a women’s day.
Then I paid for dinner.
You know when we go on a date,
Japanese women usually expect us to pay for everything.
Japan is famous for being a conservative country
We ranked 114th out of 140 on gender gap equality ranking.

I think gender equality is very important.
We need gender equality.
because I don’t want to pay anymore.

Youtube  Meshida-Japanese Comedian    Everyday 1min Standup

The first casualty of the coronavirus in Japan was actually a suicide.

He was not infected with the coronavirus.
He worked at a facility that quarantined Japanese people
who came back from Wuhan.
He worked so hard and suffered from stress…
Then he jumped off the building.

Japan has a much more dangerous virus
It is our tendency to overwork
You catch it from your bosses.

In Japan, the coronavirus is spreading quickly.
We are really afraid of being infected.
The number of deaths due to coronavirus in Japan is 43.
But the number of deaths in car accidents is 4,000 a year.

We should be more afraid of getting into a car coronavirus