Japanese prostitutes are kind of like civil servants

Nami : Do you know? Japanese prostitutes are kind of like civil servants.
The Japanese government acknowledges prostitutes as public workers.
They can provide sexual services to satisfy any interest except for penetration.

Lie : Wow, I didn’t know that. Good to know the government is focusing on what’s really important.

Nami : It means prostitutes are basically civil servants that help men jerk off without going as far as real sex.
That’s why there are many different kinds of sexual establishments that satisfy men’s sexual desires without insertion.

Lie : I love stories with a happy ending.

Nami : Meshida san you know a lot. What is your favorite?

Meshida : My favorite? I’m happy as long as I get an ending.
But I would never waste my money. (quotation)
Cause I have many good toys and toys are cheap and never say No.

Nami : Anyway Like Meshida, Some Japanese guys go there. And you know In Japan There are about 20,000 sexual establishments that cater to men’s sexual desires. That’s about as many as the number of 7-11’s in the country.

Lie : Wow, that’s a lot. I guess salary men must visit both on the way home.

Meshida : And Almost 300,000 women work in the sex industry.
It means about 1 girl in each school class will become a prostitute in Japan.

Lie : I have some male friends who will wish they’d known that at high school.

Meshida : Yes!

Why do we really have to blur Porno?

Many Foreign guys make fun of blur on Japanse Porn.
Sometimes they ask “Why do they have blur?”
So We researched it and discuss it on Youtube Video.

Meshida : Do you know Why do we really have to blur Porno?

Lie : Maybe Japanese woman all have teeth down there and are trying to hide it from rest of the world.

Nami : We don’t have teeth. Just have bush.

Meshida : But you said you have a bare garden.

Nami : Yes. I was colonized by a British guy.

Lie : Yeah, England has a habit of doing that.

Meshida : Yeah British people are good at gardening. There is a rule before selling Porno videos. An organization set up by the police needs to check it.

Lie : That must be every guy’s dream job.

Meshida : I would love that job.

Meshida : Anyway, our law prohibits showing penetration,
that’s why we need to blur porno videos in order to sell them. It can be said that beneath the blur they aren’t actually having sex –
that no penetration happened.

Lie : Because you can’t see it, it might not be happening.

Meshida : That’s why they allow the videos to be sold and people to watch them. When I was a teenager, every time when I watched Porn,
I thought about what was happening beneath the blur!?I imaged many kinds of Hentai things.

Nami : That’s why you became so hentai.

Meshida : Hey, I’m very normal for a Japanese man.

Nami : It means Normal Hentai.

Why Blur Porn? | Real Cool Jaoan
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10.Hana Yori Dango Final

Based on the Hana Yori Dango manga series, this is the final movie. Preparing for marriage, Tsukasa and Tsukushi go through many trials and tribulations. Will they work it out, or will they have to call the marriage off…?


A Japanese sports romantic teen drama, revolving around the Japanese card game karuta. The main character, Chihaya, is striving to be the best karuta player in Japan. Her two male friends, also excellent players, support her with her dream – and also, unknown to her, have both fallen in love with her…

8.One Week Friends

A Japanese youth romance, based on a manga. Yuki falls in love at first sight with Kaori, but his offer of friendship is rejected. He learns that this is became she suffers from amnesia, and any memory other than that of her parents is gone after a week. Creating a shared journal, to help her remember him, they slowly grow closer. Until old friends of hers show up, and she seems to remember one of them…

7. I Give My First Love to You

Another teen romance based on a manga, this follows the first love of two childhood friends, one of whom won’t live past 20 due to a heart condition. A bittersweet story, learn of love, loss and happiness through their relationship.

6. A Song to the Sun

Released in 2016, a Hollywood remake titled Midnight Sun was released in 2018. Another bittersweet love story, a girl Kaoru, who suffers from a rare skin condition which makes UV radiation from the sun possibly fatal, falls for a surfer, Kōji. She keeps her condition a secret from Kōji for as long as possible, but eventually he finds out…

5.Crying Out Love in the Center of the World

A Japanese drama released in 2004, the protagonist, Saku, returns to his hometown following his fiancé. At his family home, he discovers a box of tapes with messages from his highschool sweetheart, who had leukemia. Past and present blend to create this beautifully bittersweet story.

4.Whisper of the Heart

In this fantastical anime, the protagonist, Shizuku, follows a cat riding the train, all the way to an antique shop. There she grows close to Seiji, who heads off to Italy to continue his studies towards becoming a professional violin maker. She begins to write a story about a cat statue in the antiques shop, ‘The Baron’, determined to finish it before he gets back.

3. Cyborg She

Sci-fi and romance intertwine in this time traveling movie. The main character, Jiro, receives a cyborg girlfriend as a present from his future self, to protect himself from a disaster about to occur, changing the future.

2.Your Name

Highly acclaimed, this anime is about a high-school boy in Tokyo and a girl in rural Japan who begin to intermittently switch bodies. Helping out each other’s lives, they grow closer through notes they leave eachother, until they find disaster looms…

1. Be With You 

This 2004 romance drama was remade as a Korean movie in 2014. When she passes away, Mio leaves behind a husband and young son. One day, the father and son find a woman while out walking – she has no memory of who or where she is, so they accept her as a new Mio. She comes to live with them, and the father recounts to her how he met his ex. wife, a long story of many missed chances. As the rainy season comes to an end, his son finds Mio’s diaries inside a time capsule they had hidden together before she died, and the father finally gets to hear the other side of the story…

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5. Bojack Horseman

Not one to watch with the kids while satirizing the entertainment industry, this comedy show tackles depression, racism, sexism, self-destructive behavior and more. The humorous moments are interspersed throughout, in a ‘you have to laugh’-style of black humor.

Creator: Raphael Bob-Waksberg
Voice Artists: Will Arnett, Amy Sedaris, Alison Brie, Aaron Paul, Paul F. Tompkins, and more.

4. The Good Place

This sweet comedy is about a woman who goes to ‘the good place’ in the afterlife, although she knows she wasn’t meant to. The show is about her trying to avoid being found out, with the help of her soulmate who is trying to teach her how to be a good person.

Creator: Michael Schur (Parks and Recreation)
Cast: Kristen Bell, William Jackson Harper, Jameela Jamil, Ted Danson, D’Arcy Carden, Manny Jacinto, and more.

3. Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Michael Schur and Greg Daniels both seem to have a winning formula for Netflix comedies, co-creating this one with Greg Daniels. The show focuses on a police precinct in Brooklyn, and our protagonist – skilled, but rather immature, NYPD detective Jake Peralta. While it doesn’t shy away from portraying serious issues, it does so while keeping its sense of comedy intact.

Creators: Michael Schur, Greg Daniels
Cast: Andy Samburg, Stephanie Beatriz, Andre Braugher, Terry Crews, Melissa Fumero, and more.

2. The Office

Based on the original UK series, and adapted for US television by Greg Daniels, the American show is unsurprisingly a bit more optimistic (UK comedies often have a rather bleak background. It’s probably all the rain). A mockumentary-style comedy, The Office has made its way into every day vocabulary, and you’ll often hear it quoted – especially if you work in an office.

Creator: Greg Daniels
Cast: Steve Carell, Rainn Wilson, John Krasinski, Jenna Fischer, B. J. Novak, and more.

1. The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Having been trapped underground for 15 years as part of a doomsday cult, the series follows the titular Kimmy as she navigates life on the outside world – her positivity and optimism encouraging her to make the most of it. She moves in with Titus Andromedon, a struggling actor who is also flamboyantly gay. A fish-out-of-water comedy, Kimmy’s quirkiness and enthusiasm is infectious and will leave you smiling all-day

Creators: Tina Fey, Robert Carlock
Cast: Ellie Kemper, Tituss Burgess, Carol Kane, Jane Krakowski

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Booksmart is a youth movie just released in 2019. Directed by Olivia Wilde, starring Beanie Feldstein and Caitlin Deaver, this is Wilde's film director debut.

Initial release: May 27, 2019 (United Kingdom)
Director: Olivia Wilde
Box office: 24.4 million USD
Budget: 6 million USD (2018)
Screenplay: Sarah Haskins, Susanna Fogel, Katie Silberman, Emily Halpern


Diana Silvers (Hope)
Molly Gordon (Triple A)
Jason Sudeikis (Principal Jordan Brown)

02. Toy Story 4

Toy Story 4 is an American computer-animated romantic comedy/adventure movie produced by Pixar and directed by Josh Cooley. It was released in the United States on June 21, 2019, and in Japan on July 12, 2019. 

Release date: June 21, 2019 (USA)
Director: Josh Cooley
Box office: 1.07 billion USD
Cast: Tom Hanks, Keanu Reeves, Tim Allen, Tony Hale...
Did you know: Toy Story 4 is the fifth-highest-grossing animated film of all time (wikipedia.org).


Little Bo-Peep (Annie Potts)
Sheriff Woody (Tom Hanks)
Forky (Tony Hale)
Buzz Lightyear (Tim Allen)
Jessie (Joan Cusack)


Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is a comedy/thriller movie co-produced by the United States and England in 2019. It's a film about the Hollywood movie world, set against the murder of Hollywood actress Sharon Tate in 1969 by the Manson Family cult.

Release date: July 26, 2019 (USA)
Director: Quentin Tarantino
Box office: 366.8 million USD
Narrated by: Kurt Russell
Budget: $90–96 million


Quentin Tarantino
Margot Robbie (Sharon Tate)
Brad Pitt (Cliff Booth)
Leonardo DiCaprio (Rick Dalton)
Dakota Fanning (Lynette Fromme)

04. Good Boys

Good Boys is an American comedy movie released in 2019, about three 6th-grade boys ditching school to replace a drone they broke, and going on an epic journey involving frat-house paintball, accidentally-stolen drugs, and running from the cops. Probably best not to watch this one with your kids. It was directed by Jean Stapnitsky and starring Jacob Trambolay.

Release date: August 16, 2019 (USA)
Director: Gene Stupnitsky
Box office: 110.2 million USD


Jacob Tremblay, Keith L. Williams, Brady Noon…
Producers: Seth Rogen, Lee Eisenberg, Evan Goldberg, James Weaver
Screenplay: Gene Stupnitsky, Lee Eisenberg

05. Always Be My Maybe

Always Be My Maybe is a 2019 American romantic comedy film written by Ali Wong, Randall Park and Michael Goramco and directed by Nanatchka Khan. It stars comedians Wong and Park as friends Marcus and Sasha from an early age.

Initial release: May 27, 2019 (United Kingdom)
Director: Olivia Wilde
Box office: 24.4 million USD
Budget: 6 million USD (2018)
Screenplay: Sarah Haskins, Susanna Fogel, Katie Silberman, Emily Halpern


Beanie Feldstein (Molly)
Billie Catherine Lourd (Gigi)
Diana Silvers (Hope)
Molly Gordon (Triple A)
Jason Sudeikis (Principal Jordan Brown)


The Billi family returns to China under the guise of a fake wedding to secretly say farewell to their grandmother who only has a few weeks to live, a fact they're keeping secret from her.

Release date: January 25, 2019 (USA)
Director: Lulu Wang
Box office: 19.5 million USD
Based on: What You Don't Know; by Lulu Wang
Languages: English, Japanese, Italian, Mandarin


Awkwafina (Billi)
Tzi Ma (Haiyan)
Zhao Shuzhen (Nai Nai)
Diana Lin (Jian)
Aoi Mizuhara (Aiko)


Long-time friends Alice and Ben agree to be one another's plus ones as they power through an endless parade of insufferable weddings.

Initial release: August 8, 2019 (Russia)
Directors: Jeff Chan, Andrew Rhymer
Music composed by: Leo Birenberg
Producers: Jeff Chan, Andrew Rhymer, Debbie Liebling, Ross Putman, Greg Beauchamp, Jeremy Reitz
Screenplay: Jeff Chan, Andrew Rhymer


Maya Erskine (Alice)
Jack Quaid (Ben)
Anna Konkle
Finn Wittrock (Steve)
Rosalind Chao


From writer/director/producer Gurinder Chadha ("Bend It Like Beckham") comes the drama Blinded by the Light, set to the inspiring music and lyrics of Bruce Springsteen's timeless songs.

Release date: August 16, 2019 (USA)
Director: Gurinder Chadha
Box office: 17.4 million USD
Budget: 15 million USD
Screenplay: Sarfraz Manzoor, Gurinder Chadha, Paul Mayeda Berges


Viveik Kalra (Javed)
Aaron Phagura (Roops)
Hayley Atwell
Nell Williams (Eliza)
Dean-Charles Chapman (Matt)


Starring Oscar-winning Emma Thompson as a legendary late-night talk show host, whose world turns upside down when her ratings plummet. She hires a female writer due to accusations of only hiring men, who pushes her to make her show more contemporary and personal. Both their careers rest on the outcome.

Initial release: June 7, 2019 (United Kingdom)
Director: Nisha Ganatra
Box office: 22 million USD
Screenplay: Mindy Kaling


Mindy Kaling (Molly Patel)
Katherine Newbury (Emma Thompson) 
Hugh Dancy (Charlie Fain)
Reid Scott (Tom Campbell)
Amy Ryan (Caroline Morton)
Max Casella (Burditt)


A lonely TV weather forecaster starts an unusual friendship with a middle-aged Latino migrant worker.

Release date: June 7, 2019 (USA)
Director: John Butler
Language: English
Screenplay: John Butler
Producers: Rebecca O'Flanagan, Robert Walpole


Matt Bomer (Sean)
Alejandro Patino (Ernesto)
Wendi McLendon-Covey (Ash)
Elena Campbell-Martinez (Linda)
Michael A. Shepperd (Stan)

Check event !! Jokes about Japan

The Naked Director

Recently a new Netflix drama was released. The title is “The Naked Director”

This is a true-life story of a porn director, Toru Muranishi. He is known as the King of Porno.

In the 1980s, our porno industry had strict rules. Censorship laws were strict and real sex was unheard of in the pornography industry. But he ignored the rules and proceeded to the real sex videos. Additionally, he is not only a director but also an actor. It means he is shooting the movie and the actress at the same time.

He is popular at conducting a sexy interview before doing the deed.

This is it(Original interview by Toru Muranishi )


I’ll show the movie with my subtitles

< Sexy interview by Toru Muranishi>

I’d like to fuck you.

But this time we don’t do just normal fuck.

We want to use a small tool effectively.

What is the small tool?

This is it.

Dou you know what this is?

I think you are just pretending.

This is a whistle.

Could you suck it with your mouth

The way you suck the whistle is so erotic.

You don’t need it to move it out

Just blow it.

That sounds nice

One more time

Oh! That’s so sexy.

So We’ll use this whistle.

How do we use this?

You and I will fuck

But I don’t insert you as soon as possible.

Of course, I’ll do foreplay.

Or I may have a middle play.

Then we start fucking.

So During sex, I want you to blow the whistle.

If you feel so so, please blow once.

If you feel more, please blow twice.

If you almost coming, please blow thrice.

Then the audience can understand how do you feel now.

You feel 10, 5 or 1 is totally different.

How much you feel is difficult to understand.

So you express it using this whistle.

Even though we will do real fuck

we have to blur it because this is legal.

So we can’t show how your juice dripping.

Unfortunately, we can’t show it.

Then instead of show it, we use this whistle.

Are you ready?

Let’s do it.

Please grab your whistle harder.

Before we start, I’d like to ask something.

What kind of sex do you like?

Kind or Crazy?

Actress: Crazy

Oh, you mean crazy but sometimes kind isn’t it?

Actress: Yes

How about Kind at the same time crazy?


If you want to know more about Japanese Porno industry

Please watch “The Naked Director.