The 3 Reasons Why Japanese Are Not Shy!!

”Japanese are shy” Foreign people often say this.But when I hear it, I feel something’s not quite right.We Japanese love going drinking with friends, being crazy at festivals,and smiling and making the peace sign when we take photos.

Even we don’t know why we do it – we do it automatically.If we were shy, we’d never give the peace sign in public.So today, I’ll talk about 3 reasons why Japanese are not shy!!

1. The Word ‘Shy’

I looked up the word ‘shy’ in English, and the Cambridge Dictionary said“Nervous and uncomfortable with other people”Now I finally understand why foreigners all think Japanese are shy.

Because we are not nervous and shy with other Japanese.But we are nervous and uncomfortable with foreigners. Seriously, foreigners regard us as “shy”, but I’m not convinced.I understand our Japanese behavior looks like we are not good around people, but the reason is not only our shyness.

We Japanese usually think of others first and don’t push ourselves forward. Then foreigners misunderstand and think that behavior comes from shyness. So they labeled us as shy folk. For the same reason, we Japanese see Americans as noisy,  Even though they are just assertive.

We always just try to act mature and adult-like. But to foreigners, all our actions seem to stem from shyness. For example, we think the spirit of giving way to each other is very important.

So we think it’s rude to express our opinion too directly in public. And if someone praises our work, we’re never proud, we just reply,“No, I can’t take the credit. Everyone else helped me a lot, so it was a group effort.”

We think acting humbly is the most beautiful thing. And we always try to avoid arguing or expressing conflicting opinions. In our society, sympathizing with others is the most important skill. Some call it peer pressure.

From my Japanese point of view, we just try to act like grown ups, But foreigners think it’s all because we’re shy. I think foreigners, especially white people, seem to think they are the center of the world and 

the standard to compare against, and if they find people who act differently, they think it’s weird.But to us, we are not shy – foreigners are just forward.

In Japan, ‘foreigners’ means ‘Americans’.

2.  Ethnic Consciousness

Japan is an island and immigrants make up just 2%, so 98% of the residents in Japan are Japanese. So Japan is basically a monoracial country. Therefore, Japanese people have a strong ethnic consciousness.

We call foreigners ‘gaijin’. In Japanese, ‘gaijin’ literally means ‘people who come from outside’, and we consider gaijin to be a different species. I know, foreigners seem to perceive Japanese as weird folk. But to be honest, we think of foreigners as life from another planet. They can’t speak our language and don’t know about etiquette.

We can’t understand their behavior. It’s super weird. They hug people upon first meeting them, and they talk loudly in public places, They suddenly talk to strangers, and greet waiters with a “Hi” and a smile. What is so surprising is they never wash their ass after shitting. We can’t understand their behavior at all.

And European have a very strange custom. It’s called holidays. Apparently it’s when you take time off work. In Japan, we only take time off work when we have been fired.

Imagine if you were living in a monoracial village. Suddenly a white alien appeared and complained about your traditions, customs and lifestyle. Then they try to force you to accept an alien’s lifestyle. It’s difficult for us to open our minds to white aliens. Even if we try to explain our thoughts, they would just say it’s weird. As a result, we Japanese make a wall of tatemae for foreigners.

Foreigners who come from abroad think Japanese are shy.But to be honest, we are not shy. We are just introverted, modest, and xenophobic.

3. Language Barrier

The third reason is the language barrier. We can’t speak English and we can’t communicate with foreigners.

As you already know, in Japan, 98% of the residents are Japanese and we have a big domestic market. So we don’t need to speak English to live. As a result, we don’t study English seriously. For us, English is not a language – it’s a subject.

We just study it before we have a test. Then after the test, we forget everything. The same as history.

Some Japanese people try to learn English after graduating. They spend a lot of money and go to language school. But they are so busy and don’t have enough time to go to class. 

Eventually they just go to a language school once a week and attend a 1 hour conversation class. Every lesson is mostly spent reviewing their last class. So they never improve and quit. As a result, they can speak one sentence in perfect English. That is “Sorry, I can’t speak English”.

I want to ask foreigners who stereotype Japanese as shy, If you joined a group of Japanese people in the pub and you couldn’t speak Japanese, What would you do? You definitely wouldn’t say anything, and would just smile weirdly while others are speaking. Like we Japanese normally do.

We are not shy – we just can’t speak English.

Japanese Millenials Don’t Have Sex: 5 Reasons Why!!

The western media often reports on and complains about Japan’s sexless problem. For example, that the Japanese millennial generation are not interested in having sex.

More than 40% of Japanese married couple don’t have sex. The western media seems to believe that sex is an amazing thing. But for us, for Japanese millennials, sex is old-fashoned. It’s like a steam locomotive, which uses extra energy and low benefit-cost ratio. We Japanese prefer maglev trains. We don’t want to waste energy.

I think western people should accept our Japanese values of not having sex.
Western people often say, why don’t Japanese people have sex? It’s weird. But for us, we can’t believe that Western people still have sex. It’s outdated.

So today I’ll talk about why Japanese milleniums don’t have sex.

1.  Advanced technologies
2.  Various sexual satisfaction
3   Busy
4   Low cost-benefit ratio
5.  Be a real family

1.  Advanced technologies

Nowadays we can satisfy our sexual desires and loneliness using technology. We Japanese are more advanced than any other country in using technology for sexual things. Among men, VR sex and erotic live chat are getting popular. Also we have amazing adult goods, like Tenga. 

It’s said it’s better than the real one. If we have VR and Tenga, we don’t need to say “Sorry” anymore. Regardless of gender, virtual romance games are getting popular. Without having real relationships, we can enjoy virtual romance. 

For women, real sex is like pro wrestling. Following the script, they are moved to various positions. Although they don’t feel anything, they have to pretend. And even though it’s fake, it can still be painful. But in a virtual romance, they control the script. Sex is not tech-savvy.

2.  Various sexual satisfaction

Usually sex’s goal is, through insertion, to get people to come. But in Japan there are many ways to come other than insertion or sex. For example, play adult computer games, live chat with women and just soine or co-sleeping. 

Recently, soine is getting popular and some stores provide a soine service to both men and women. And also instead of the word sefure or sex friend, sofure or soine friend is famous.

Through just co-sleeping, we can satisfy our sexual desires.Abroad, it’s called foreplay. Zen teaches us to let go our of worldly desires. If you can master a Zen mind, you can understand our Japanese feelings.

And some men buy used panties or join costume photo sessions. After the event, they use them to enjoy themselves. It’s the same as Japanese traditional meals. Instead of a main dish, we can enjoy many kinds of side dishes.

3   Busy

Japanese companies are known for long, inefficient work hours. And young people are taken advantage of by middle-aged arrogant bosses who don’t work much.

Nowadays women also work hard. They are busy and don’t have the time and energy for romance. And they also think they shouldn’t waste energy on relationships. For Japanese workers, sex is something to do for people who have nothing to do. For example, some countries where many people don’t have jobs, such as Greece.

And according to a survey, it’s been shown that for men in their early 30s, 40% of salaried employees are unmarried, while 70% of temporary employees are unmarried. On the other hand, women in their early 30s have the opposite results. Salaried women are more often unmarried than temporary employees.

I think male non-permanent workers should try to master home-making skills, like female temporary employees do. Then maybe they could find a permanent position with a woman.
Recently I go to a cooking class.

4   Low cost-benefit ratio

A relationship means having to understand your partner who has different values and thoughts. You have to worry about your partner. 

Many people think, even though they always pay attention to others while working, after work, in their private time, they don’t want to worry about their partner.

Especially during sex, men worry about if they can do it well or last long enough. And women also worry about how to act. They are both tired of it.
Nowadays there are a lot of ways to satisfy our sexual desires, so why do we have to struggle to have sex.

Finally, we Japanese realized that to relationships and sex both have a low benefit-cost ratio. They are more work than it’s worth. At work we spend a lot of our time being inefficient, so at home we don’t want to waste time.

So you could say that the time and energy that Western people spend on sex is inefficient, the same as a Japanese company.

5.  Be a real family

When Japanese couples get married and become a family, unlike western couples, we become real partners. Some of my friends who got married said, when they have sex with their partner, they feel like they’re having sex with a relative. For some people who love incest porn, it’s ok, but most people feel weird. 

In other words, Japanese married couple’s sexless problem actually seems to be the goal of mature love. They finally become a real family. So western couples who continue having sex after getting married are immature.

They don’t know real love.

But of course, sexlessness is a problem for our country. In maybe 50 years, Japanese will be regarded as an endangered species. In 2019, Japan’s birth rate was the worst since they started recording in 1899. If we try to increase our population, all women need to give birth to at least 2 kids.

It’s an impossible mission, the same as the United Nation’s sustainable development goals.

The famous infertility doctor, Dr Yoshimura said, Some married couples come to hospital and they see the doctor They want to make a baby but they can’t. Why not? It turns out they don’t have sex.

To improve the birth rate, first we should reform our sex education.

The 3 reason Japanese people don’t shave pubic hair

Why don’t Japanese people shave their pubic hair? 
Many Western men ask me. In most cases they are talking about Japanese women. But in Japan, men also don’t shave their pubic hair.

Recently some young people shave. But still the majority don’t, we have a jungle in our delicate zone. So today I’ll share the 3 reasons why we Japanese have pubic hair.

1.  It is a certification of adulthood

In ancient times, humans had a lot of hair on our bodies, like gorillas. But in the process of evolution, all our hair disappeared except for the important parts. In 2021, we still have pubic hair, so that means pubic hair has a purpose.

A long time ago, if you had pubic hair, you were regarded as an adult and it proved that you were ready to make a baby.It was a symbol of adulthood. In ancient times, if they went to a nightclub in a cave, at the entrance they had to show their pubic hair, it was their ID.

In Japan, we have the stereotype that adults have pubic hair and kids have nothing. As you already know, Japanese people are known worldwide for having baby faces. If people shave, we don’t know if it’s natural or not.

That’s why some salary men like women who shave.Women are like trees – you can judge their age by the length of their pubic hair.

2:  Culture of public baths

The reason why Japanese people worry about their pubic hair is because people can see our pubic hair in the public baths. In Japan, we have a culture of taking public baths and we love it. We often take a bath with friends and talk. It’s called “Hadaka no tsukiai” In English, it literally means, “naked relationship.”

Nowadays, we have more naked relationships with the same gender than the opposite. (I have seen my friends naked more than my girlfriend)

And since childhood, we Japanese show our delicate parts at public baths.(So that’s why some men love to flash people in public.)

For teenagers, it’s very important when your pubic hair appears.If it’s too early or too late, you are made fun of by your classmates. In my case, my pubic hair didn’t appear until I was high school,

so my classmates called my private area a “desert”.

But seeing each other naked is very important for schoolboys.It allows us to understand our place in the hierarchy.So like this, since we are kids, we alway compare ourselves to others. 

When we grow up, we prefer to be the same as others.In our society, even our delicate areas suffer from peer pressure. You could say ‘pubic hair pressure’.

3: Paipan means professional

We call people who don’t have pubic hair “Paipan”. Especially for women, people who are paipan are seen as professional sex workers or sluts.Men are seen as trying to make themselves look bigger.  Some stupid men are too insecure.

So if you are paipan, you are judged and looked down on by conservatives. In Japan, we have Paipan discrimination. And many Japanese men seem to prefer women who have pubic hair. I asked my Japanese friends, they said
We really want to enjoy the juxtaposition Japanese women have. 

Even though they look so cute, when they take off their panties, there is a jungle. And pubic hair smells and we really like it. I think our sexual perversity also helps our pubic hair culture.

You guys know, it’s said it’s better to have pubic hair. It’s said if you shave your pubic hair, you stop releasing a hormone. Pubic hair smells and it attracts people. That smell makes us horny.

Now I understand why perverts are attracted to smelly panties. They are not hentai or perverts, they are just human beings. And through shaving your pubic hair, you hurt your skin and it is damaged.  There is a higher risk of getting a sexual disease.

So for these reasons, I highly recommend for foreigners to have jungle in your underwear like us. You can also sell your panties for extra income.

How to be a Porn Actor in Japan!

Recently, Japanese porn is very popular all over the world.4,000 new porn videos are released every month. It’s said there are almost 10,000 female porn stars working in Japan.

But do you know how many male porn stars there are?

Just 70.

A famous Japanese porn star Shimiken tweeted“The Japanese porn actor is an endangered species because there are fewer than the Bengal tiger.”This tweet went viral through foreign media.

I told you guys every month they make 4,000 new porn videos. This means they make 48,000 videos a year. So 70 porn actors perform 48,000 video a year – I guess each actor performs in 686 video a year. They sacrifice their dicks for dicks all over the world.

Do you remember after big earthquake in Tohoku, the Fukushima nuclear power plant had a problem and some staff stayed behind and tried to fix it undera terrible situation. After the incident, foreign media called them the Fukushima50. I call the Japanese porn actors FuckHer70.

Today I’ll talk about Japanese porn actors. There is reasons why we don’t have many porn actors. First of all, the actors who can have sex with an actress in a porn video are only those who are recognized as professional porn stars. They all have to start their career as apprentices at the bottom of the ladder. 

By watching this video, you can learn how to become a porn actor or how to advance your career as a porn actor in Japan.

I read this book written by top porn actor Shimiken. So what I’ll talk about is based on his book. Please check him out.

Nowadays the Japanese porn industry is facing a lack of young porn actors. Most actors are between 30-40 years old. There are just a few 20-year-old actors. One of the reasons is that young people are afraid of getting caught being a porn actor by their relatives and friends through social media. Before it was rare to be found out, but nowadays there is a big risk.
Instead of pixelating their dicks, maybe they should pixelate their face.

As we all know Japan is an aging society, so you guys probably think there many old porn actors. Unfortunately, old porn actors are also afraid of getting caught by their grandchildren, and they retire before their grandchildren grow up. As a result, most actors are middle-aged men.

In the future in Japan, not only partners but also porn actors will be dolls.

But the main reason is not social media. Actually, when they are an apprentice, they need to work under oppressive working conditions. Almost 300 men aim to be a professional porn actor, but after a year only 3 people are left. This shows the probability of survival is just 3%. 
A porn actor’s rate of survival is lower than a tadpole.

The 70 porn actors are all at the top of the hierarchy. It’s said the road to becoming a professional porn actor is a very rocky road – like in the Lord of the Rings. In their case, instead of just getting the ring, they aim to insert their katana through it.

First, they have to start their career as bukkake actors. Their field is mainly bukkake videos. Regarding sex, bukkake is when a man comes on a woman’s face. Bukkake videos are when many men ejaculate on a woman.

Furthermore, bukkake actors are categorized in 3 classes, the upper bukkake man, middle bukkake man and lower bukkake man.

Upper bukkake men are deployed in front of the actress. Middle bukkake men are on the second line – they are standing behind the upper bukkake men.  Lower bukkake men take a position at the end of the line. They can’t see the actress so they have to use their imagination and jerk off, and when the time comes they need to walk between the upper bukkake men and middle bukkake men and shoot their load on the actress. 

Unfortunately, most lower bukkake men can’t do it. They launch it too early while they’re still too far away. So their sperm can’t reach the target, but instead dives to the floor. We can call it kamikaze bukkake. And if they can’t make it they don’t get paid. 

Most apprentices launch their rockets by mistake like North Korea, and they give up on becoming a middle bukkake man and quit.

Basically bukkake men’s pay is from 1,000 yen to 7,000 yen.  There is a big gap and it depends on class. If they want to be an upper bukkake man, they need to show their skills. For example, “They can shoot it with the best timing” 

“They can produce an amount of sperm that can be seen clearly” “They can shoot it on the target.”And there are bukkake bosses who manage bukkake actors. 

If a bukkake man is rated highly by a bukkake boss, They are recognized as a super bukkake man and they are paid between 7,000 yen to 10,000 yen.

They just look like they’re just enjoying bukkake, but they’re actually gambling their life on how well they can do it. For them it’s like a PK match in soccer. They are allowed to shoot just once and they aim at the target to make a goal. 

If they are recognized as a super bukkake man and keep getting good results.

They can step up to the next level – a blow job actor.Their job is obvious when you hear the name. They just get their dick sucked by an actress. Their salary is from 200,000 yen to 500,000 yen.

You may think it seems to be an easy and wonderful job. But it’s not easy. They always have to come according to the director’s orders. When the director gives a signal, they need to come as soon as possible. In other words, they have to last until the director says go.

They need to not only be patient but also enjoy following orders. Same as a Japanese salaryman. If they are acknowledged as good blowjob actors, finally they can become porn actors. A porn actor’s average salary is from 400,000 yen to 800,000 yen.

Top actors can get 50,000 yen per video, and their salary will be 1 million to 2 million per month. Only a very few actors can earn more than 2 million yen. So I can say the pool of Japanese porn actors is small but effective, same as a Japanese dick.

When we see a porn actor in the video, usually we complain and say, “Please don’t show your body. I can’t see the actress.”But now we have to respect porn actors. We need to save them.

I think porn actor and actress are sexual artists – they should express their art and develop the Japanese porn industry in a more artistic way, to combat the crazy image it currently has. Our Japanese economy is going down and we are losing power

But now, we have a big chance in the global porn industry. We should make the Japanese porn industry a global business. That is the only way that Japan will develop our economy again. So what do you think about Japanese porn actors? Please leave a comment on my Youtube Channel. 

How to visit a Soapland (Japanese Brothel)

Today I’ll introduce you guys to a high-class Soapland that accepts foreigners! I think Soaplands are the culmination of Omotenashi or Japanese hospitality. First, I’ll teach you what a soapland is.

1.Soaplands are the ultimate in sexual services. 

They provide both a bath and actual sex.  Originally, they were called Toruko-buro, which means ‘Turkish baths’. However, in 1984, exchange students from Turkey sued to change the name.
The new name was decided by a poll. 

It is said that it was Japan’s most important poll. Almost 2,200 new names were suggested. For example, Loveyou, and New Paradise.  Finally they decided on Soapland. They were hoping for a squeaky clean image.

Maybe you guys think that Soaplands are illegal. As in Japan, we have a prostitution prevention law and it defines prostition as real sex or penetration. We Japanese always follow the rules – so we create loopholes.

Customers pay an entrance fee, which covers the bath, and an ‘assistant fee’.Technically, the soapland is just lending a room to the prostitute.  The store and the prostitute don’t have an employer-employee relationship. They can say that the prostitute just rented the room and helped men take a bath.

Then, they both fell in love and started making love to each other. 

Sex for money is illegal, but this love is fate, so it’s okay For a country that doesn’t say ‘I love you’ very much, we fall in love very quickly. But we fall out of love just as quickly – in an hour.

Here, various services are provided, including penetration. You could say Soaplands are an adult theme park. You can enjoy various kinds of sexual entertainment. Yeah, for Japanese middle-aged men,  Soapland is like Disneyland.

For example, Senboukyou (潜望鏡) or blow jobs in the bath,  And the best part of Soapland is the lotion mat play (マットプレイ). You don’t need to do anything, just lie down like a dead fish. A woman covers herself in lotion and slips and slides against your body. Instead of church, we go to Soaplands. After receiving this service, you will be revived just like Jesus.

2.Flow of visit

The basic flow is like this.

1. You should choose a woman and a time.

Before you go, you can choose a time and book through the website. The shortest time is 60 mins but it doesn’t include lotion mat play. If you want to enjoy mat play you should choose the 120 mins option.

2. Go to the Soapland

After arriving, you first pay at the entrance, then go to the waiting room. A staff member will call you, and you will meet the woman you chose and go to a private room together.

3. Enjoy talking

First, you should enjoy talking with the woman.   It’s the same as a Tinder date. After enjoying talking, she will take you to the bathroom and start washing your body. Only high-class Soaplands can provide sex even before a shower.  At the other Soaplands, you have to take a bath first. 

4. Mat play

If you choose the 120 mins option, you can order the lotion mat play service.

5. Bed play

If you still have energy, you can move to the bed and do it again.

6. Take a bath

After playing, you can take a bath again and talk with the woman. Recently we have a variety of Soaplands, each with their own rules If you ignore a rule, or if the prostitute refuses something and you force her to do it,the store will call the police or ask you to pay a fine. So, before you go it is very important to check the rules.

3.There are 3 types of Soaplands.

First, at the working class Soaplands.

Shortest service time is 60 mins and the average price is 15,000 yen or 150 dollars. You will find a wide variety of women employed here, from all walks of life. They don’t offer mat play.

Second, at the middle class Soaplands.

The shortest service time is 80 mins and the average price is 30,000 yen or 300 dollars. They provide mat play here.

Last, at the upper-class Soaplands.

The shortest service time is 120 mins and the average price is 50,000-80,000 yen or 500-800 dollars. All the women are professionals.

The Soapland is also very well designed, like an expensive hotel, and they provide only the best service. If you want to experience real Japanese hospitality, you should go to an upper class Soapland. I think working class and middle class Soaplands are fake Soaplands.

Yoshiwara in Tokyo is the most famous area for Soaplands. Yoshiwara is the real red-light district of Japan.

4.How to book

Recently some new upper class Soaplands targeting foreign men have opened.Some popular sites offering information in English are: 

Tokyo Erotic Guide

Japan Soapland Guide

Here, you can find Soaplands that accept foreigners. It depends on the store, some stores accept reservations online, but in general you should call. But don’t worry, as these stores accept foreigners, some staff can speak English!

I highly recommend visiting an upper class Soapland.

Are Geisha Prostitutes? Hidden Japanese Culture

Many foreigners ask me about geisha. They often say “Are geisha prostitutes?” 

So today, I thought I’d talk about real geisha!
There are many stories about how geisha began. But, this is a hentai channel, So I’m going to introduce the most interesting one!

1.What is a geisha?

A geisha is a high-class entertainer who performs Japanese dances and plays instruments like the shamisen. They help to carry on these traditional arts

The world of geisha is called the “karyukai”  and there are still some kagai, or geisha districts, where Geisha exist in Japan. Gion is the most famous district in Kyoto, while in Tokyo it is Shinbashi. 

A geisha’s job is to play traditional instruments, dance and entertain customers through games and conversation, to allow them to relax and have fun. By the way, they never provide sexual services. So you can say that now Geisha aren’t prostitutes.

But when you look back at history, it is complicated….

2. The Origin of Geisha is Women’s Kabuki?

It’s said that the origin of geisha lies in onna-kabuki, or women’s kabuki. Women’s kabuki is also the precursor to modern day kabuki, which is one of Japan’s popular traditional performing arts. A woman named “Okuni” dressed up like a man and started dancing.

They imitated “Kabukimono” – kabukimono were men in gangs who dressed in flamboyant clothing and were famous for doing crazy things. For example, performers expressed through dance a man having sex with a woman in a teahouse. This style of dance, called kabuki dance, became very popular.

So many female performers made groups and imitated that performance.
And they incorporated shamisen. Over time, this became women’s kabuki.
You could say that the origin of our most popular traditional performing art is a female Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Of course not only on the stage, they also danced on the futon after the event. Women’s kabuki shows combined entertainment and sex. After their performance,

people could enjoy not only the banquet hall but the dancer’s hole.

The government was afraid of the women’s kabuki movement because it looked like a crazy gangbang party. So they prohibited women from taking part in kabuki and tried to separate entertainment and sex. The government then created Yoshiwara, a legal red-light district, and they clamped down on performers who also provide sexual services and sent them to Yoshiwara.

Almost 300 years before the Netherlands legalized prostitution, Japan made a legal prostitution area. 

Believe it or not, in the Edo period we were very forward-thinking.

But some female kabuki performers avoid being arrested and they started private businesses in the city. A young performer and a middle-aged performer teamed up and provided private performances for rich men. The young woman danced and the middle-aged woman played the shamisen. These kinds of private performers became very popular.

They created a fun atmosphere and entertained men in banquet halls.
As well as between the sheets. Although there are various theories,
It is said that these kinds of female performers were called geisha.

3.Fukagawa Geisha and Yoshiwara Geisha

In Tokyo, Fukagawa is known for being the birthplace of geisha. There was a river and there were few fires, so many merchants and restaurants moved to this area. Many Okabasho, or non-certified whore houses started doing business there.

That’s why many female performers gathered in this area.
They provided dancing and music not only to liven up the atmosphere but also to liven up dicks as necessary.

The Fukagawa geisha were famous for 2 distinctive features. One was performing, and the second was sexual things.
However, they said publicly that “the Fukagawa geisha don’t provide sexual services, we are geisha.”

But everyone knew that was tatemae, which means public facade.
Even the governor understood that it was tatemae. So the Fukagawa geisha were not certified by the governor.

To be honest, the Fukagawa geisha provided both performances and sex. But if they provided sexual services easily, they would be looked down upon by people and called toko-geisha, or futon geisha.
To keep being valuable, the important thing was to rarely provide sexual services.

Even though sometimes they actually were sluts.
The same as Christian women.

Women who rarely had a sex with customers made men so excited, because they thought they might become one of those special customers. So they spent a lot of money.
This stupid desire was inherited by – Japanese men who often go to kyabakura or hostesses and hope to become special customers.

To become a popular geisha, how often you had sex was often more important than the frequency of your performances. There was often an inverse relationship between how often you had sex and your popularity.
So I would definitely say that geisha and prostitutes are very different.
Because geisha could choose their customers and when they accepted them.
(Although maybe not every time)

One time, 115 geisha in Fukagawa who provided sexual services were arrested and transferred to the Yoshiwara red right district.
In Yoshiwara, they divided up the prostitutes and performers. They forced talented performers to devote themselves to performing.
Then they called them Yoshiwara geisha.

The Yoshiwara geisha were certified as real geisha by the governor.
So they could call themselves “geisha”. But they were allowed to perform only in the Yoshiwara district. They didn’t have any freedom.
May be, among the common people they were seen as ‘fake’ geisha who only provided performances. 

4. Yanagibashi Geisha

Once Fukagawa became popular as a geisha area, many geisha openly provided sexual services – then Fukagawa gradually lost its dignity and declined. Instead of Fukagawa, the Yanagibashi area became popular as a geisha area in Tokyo until the Meiji era.

The reason why Yanagibashi became more popular than the Fukagawa area was because Fukagawa became more like a red right district.
On the other hand, the Yanagibashi area provided sexual services very secretly. They showed their tatemae, or the public facade that they only provide performances, very well.

Then beneath the tatemae, people enjoyed having sex.

5. New Geisha

During the Meiji era, Japan tried to westernize the country and prohibited human trade.
As a result, many prostitutes and geisha were released and became free.
Then the old geisha system was gone but a new system started.
Now only people over 18 years old can become geisha – or over 15 in Kyoto, but with permission from their parents.

By the way, one of the reasons that foreigners think geishas are prostitutes is that after World War 2, while under American occupation, many Japanese prostitutes dressed up and pretended to be geisha and provided sexual services.

American soldiers misunderstood and thought that Geisha!!!

They believe they experienced a real geisha’s futon performance.
But they just enjoyed a fake geisha’s hentai roleplaying service. 

So, coming directly from a Japanese person, I say to you:
“Geisha don’t provide sexual services, I promise.”

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Why are Japanese toilets so high-tech?

What do you think about Japanese technology?  

Our Japanese technology is fantastic.

Japanese technology
Japanese technology

Yes… The Japanese toilet.

Toto washlet

One day my American friend got angry with me and said,
“You’re such an asshole.” 

I was touched, and replied: 
“Thank you very much.”

Because, you know, we Japanese have the cleanest and most beautiful assholes in the world.
We squandered away too much money and technology on our assholes.

Asshole detective (Japanese anime)

Many foreigners ask “why are Japanese toilets so high-tech?”

Before, we Japanese didn’t care much about our assholes.
Like you Westerners.
But in 1981, a catchy advertisement changed our minds and the toilet scene.
It was a TV commercial with a Japanese girl.

This is it:

Hi! You!
If you have dirty hands, you wash them.
You don’t just wipe like this.
Do you know why?
Paper can’t remove all the dirt.
This is the same as with your asshole.
Even the asshole wants to be washed!

This TV commercial changed our minds…and our lives.

Guide to Tokyo’s famous giant Golden Poo in Asakusa, Tokyo

Asakusa is one of the most traditional districts in Tokyo.

This City is known for its old-town atmosphere and historic Buddhist temples “Sensouji-Temple”

In Asakusa there are many tourist spots.

For example “Hanayashiki” the oldest Amusement Park in Japan and “Kappabashi Kitchenware Town”

However, the best tourist spot in Asakusa is “Azuma-Bashi Bridge”.

because you can see this beautiful view

Readers might think

“What is this Golden Statue?”

“Why is there such kind of shit on top of a building??”

Let me explain about that.

Next to the Golden statue is the Asahi beer tower.

This is Asahi Beer Company’s building.

So this looks like beer.

And the Golden statue building is also Asahi beer company’s building.

And that Gold sculpture is named

“Flamme d’or”.

This is a French word and it means

“Golden fire”

It symbolizes the burning heart which the company and the employees possess.

But unfortunately, it looks like it symbolizes “burning shit”

First, they tried to make it like this…

If it passed, it must be called “three shits”

But the neighborhood took objection to it because it’ll block the sunlight.

Then it became like this.

Azuma-bashi Bridge is the best spot to take a picture.

You can take a picture like this!!!

ATTACK ON TITAN is modeled after the Japanese salarymen

Are you familiar with ATTACK ON TITAN?

It’s the latest craze manga today and it is about the battle between Giants and ordinary humans.

It’s the latest craze manga today and it is about the battle between Giants and ordinary humans.

And it’s said

The giant or titan is modeled after the Japanese salarymen.

Anyway, Salarymen is Japanese English which means ordinary Japanese employees.

We call them corporate slave

They work so hard and crazy about drinking

cause they relieve their stress through alcohol.

The author used to work at a manga café or internet café.

Auther:Attack on titan

Then he got his inspiration from his experience trying to talk with drunk salarymen.

He tried to communicate with those drunk guys but they became unruly and violent (intimidating).

So, he decided to write about how to get rid of these fucking idiots.

Why Do Japanese People Eat KFC on Christmas?

Many non-Japanese people often ask me why everyone eats KFC on Christmas in Japan.


Many non-Japanese people often ask me why everyone eats KFC on Christmas in Japan. The actual reason is all down to one employee at KFC, Takeshi Ookawara. The story begins in December 1973 – at that time there were only 100 KFCs in the whole of Japan.

In Aoyama, Tokyo, a Christian school contacted KFC and asked them to show up at the school’s Xmas party. None of the teachers at the school had the right body shape to be Santa, so they were hoping an employee could dress as Santa and come instead. In return, they would buy lots of fried chicken, as they figured it was similar enough to turkey to be used as a replacement.

KFC agreed, and a staff member showed up dressed as Santa with lots of fried chicken, which he handed out while saying “Merry Christmas”!
The kids loved it.

Then, Mr. Ogawara had the idea to try and spread using KFC instead of turkey at Christmas to the rest of Japan. KFC was invited to many school parties to dress as Santa and give out fried chicken for Christmas.

There were also children who thought Colonel Sanders was actually Santa Claus.

To be fair, Santa Claus is also a low-income middle-aged part-timer.

The number of Christians in Japan

The number of Christians in Japan is under 1% of the total population. So, rather than going to church, Christmas in Japan is mostly a consumerist holiday, with the presents and dinner and expensive restaurants hiding the real reason it exists – to increase economic growth.

The same reason America goes to war. (Wars have been started over less.)


Three years later, the media interviewed Mr. Ookawara, and asked him if eating fried chicken was the custom overseas at Christmas. He said yes.
The media believed him and reported it as fact, and the misbelief spread across Japan. Fake news – Japan was doing it first.

So now we can’t complain when the western media says that all Japanese watch hentai porn. At least both countries ended up happy – we get to eat delicious KFC, and they get to watch hentai.

Current Day

In Japan, Christmas Eve is a big event for couples. On Christmas Eve, all KFC, jewelers, and condoms are sold out.

Yes! All good presents come in small boxes.

So if you want to experience a real Japanese Christmas this year,
go to your local KFC!

Youtube video Meshida – Christmas in Japan

Youtube video Meshida – Stand-up Comedy